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Naomi Campbell slapped & punched her driver today? Why does this poor woman keep surrounding herself with such frustrating help?
I know it's old fashioned but this really is the most wonderful time of the year. And I'm so thankful that Santa died for all our sins.
May Matt Lauer never call me "an incredible lady" as a result of my face being chimped off. Lord, hear my prayer.
A lady on Wheel of Fortune just guessed the answer to SELF-PO_T_A_T was "Self-Potato." She's still gonna get her fucking parting gift.
Did you see Tim Tebow tackle his mom in that hilarious anti-abortion ad? I laughed an unborn fetus out of myself!
My older son stole a magazine from his classroom today. Food & Wine! It raises some questions and answers some others.
Out of respect for the recent death of Oral Roberts, I'm not going to say anything about Anal Roberts. I don't even want to.
RE: The 12 Days of Christmas. How does this "true love" jump from a harmless bird fetish to human trafficking within 24 hours?
My mother called to say she bought a Prius last night! She's shrewd. She got a good deal & knows that you save tons of gas by being dead.
Breastfeeding woman on train fell asleep, then baby dozed off, leaving her boob out. Hope it's MOST awkward jostle I have to commit today.
Dear Motion-Sensitive Faucet: You're not the only one who's sensitive. When you refuse to acknowledge my existence, it hurts my feelings.
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I love getting holiday cards because it means someone cares. I also tear off the envelope flap & keep his or her DNA on file. Just in case.
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My fantasy Dungeons & Dragons team is doing so poorly right now. Might as well hang it up until Rotisserie Magic the Gathering season.
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I am exhausted by those who cry "It's moral" when they want to do something illegal & "It's legal" when they want to do something immoral.
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So much holiday email spam! 40% off from Lands End. Free Shipping from Staples. Can I Please See My Grandsons from my mother. Unsubscribe!
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Tonight I forgot Chris Matthews was white for 1 hour. I thought, what a talkative bowl of chicken soup! But he's not soup; he's a white man!
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