RT @gunsandtacos HOLY BRISKET FAT, THE FIRST HOUSTON BBQ FESTIVAL. 3/24 @houbbq
 http://www.29-95.com/restaurants/story/first-houston-barbecue-festival-coming …” cc @michaelberrysho

It is!! Party on. RT @tpiep76: Having an awesome night! I hope yours is going great too! #PartyOnWayne!

@ryanlostintx Too bad there aren't new apt/home showers like wedding showers.

“@clintshane: THATS the Ravens owner?!? Dude has at LEAST two strippers in his trunk.” #mafia

“@profootballtalk: 21 Ravens on injury report, with 16 probable  http://wp.me/p14QSB-6Vta ” cc @streetcrow Family members are hurt.

“@adamclanton: THIS is how you treat the final minute before halftime, Gary Kubiak.” Aggressive football wins championships.

@ryanlostintx Congrats on your win today. #flacco

“@mgmanson1: How early is "too early" to drink a beer?” Never too early says the coonass.

@streetcrow Your own truck line. pic.twitter.com/PqPMADIR

“@evilmechanic: @cajunqueen44 You're welcom. But you should be following @elvisknievil” Done sir.

I wish @taskmaster1560 was here with us. @migm_ @atxhobogrl @juliewahoo @pinkvalkyrie

“@jaydirt_: The main reason I don't cuddle after sex is because I'm usually by myself.” By yourself? Tweeter is here 24/7.

@brianbeckner Commas are important. RT @ryanlostintx: "Come on, Ryan" and "come on Ryan" are two entirely different sentences.

@discourt @jaydirt_ I thought it was Take that Pow. cc @davidnuno

Seriously go read @apedonkey music reviews by @airelav2. She provides link after link 2 the songs she writes about so no searching.

Why does Rob Lowe's hair look fake on Parks & Rec.?

Hair report @travisrodgers RT @keospeedwagon: Saw Coach Kubiak at Rice/UTEP game, the TV doesn't do his hair justice, absolutely stellar.

Man card removed if you drive a Miata.

I'm headed to the beer light.

@elvisknievil In.