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A German walks into a library and ask for a book on war. The librarian says "Fuck off you lost the last two"
07872919509 - phone number of the manc scum who thinks Hillsborough and 96 fans dieing is amusing #cunt
90% of girls who are suddenly buying 50 shades of Grey have probably never read a book in their life before! #sheep
Didn't realise how bad current "fashion" is until I went shopping for a shirt today, some right shockers!
Terrible decision by the FA not to charge McManaman, unbelievable
Wigan playing like Barcelona for 4 minutes right there
Imagine the sale on at QPR if they go down, relegation release clause party!
The sad demise of Michael Johnson http://www.itv.com/sport/football/article/2013-01-15/the-sad-demise-of-michael-johnson/ … via @itvfootball
San Marino international football record; Played; 113 ... Won; 1 ... Drawn; 5 ... Lost; 107 ... Scored; 19 ... Conceded; 467 ... GD; -448
#WorstChatUpLines You remind me of my shin, because im gonna bang you against the coffee table
COUPONFROMEBAY - Use this voucher code on ebay before 10 tonight you can spend up to £5 for free through paypal! Doesnt cover P&P though!