@CalliCoop's (Christa) most faved Tweets...
Baby is eating dirt and green strawberries in the back yard. I think her tastes are refined enough for a Happy Meal now.
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If they ever do a Project Runway challenge for short, fat, old chicks, I want to be a model for it.
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Using the melon baller to make cantaloupe pretty for snack seemed like a good idea until I served it to the boys.
DUCK!
DUCK!
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Mom and dad and three kids in the minivan to the cabin 6 hours away. It's just like a party bus to Las Vegas, only sober and crying.
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The neighbor's cat is in our house visiting. This is likely the coolest thing that will happen all day.
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Getting up at 6:15 with the little kids is sucky, partly because there is no Sesame Street on tv yet, mostly because it's 6:15.
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Clio got tired of waiting for daddy to get off facebook, so she took off her own poopy diaper. Now she has his attention.
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'Old MacDonald had a farm. E I E I O And on that farm he had a........'
'CHEESEBURGER!'
3 year olds don't understand agribusiness.
'CHEESEBURGER!'
3 year olds don't understand agribusiness.
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Son slips on his blanket and bonks his head. Crying, 'I need my blanket!'
They are in a dysfunctional relationship.
They are in a dysfunctional relationship.
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The dog is licking the same spot on the rug where a kid was licking earlier. They know something I don't.
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