Baby is eating dirt and green strawberries in the back yard. I think her tastes are refined enough for a Happy Meal now.

@catelynnlowell My autistic teen has been bullied all through school. If we had money, we'd get a lawyer. ALL bullying is wrong.

If they ever do a Project Runway challenge for short, fat, old chicks, I want to be a model for it.

Hubby's plane takes off at 4:20 tomorrow. I can hear @babsevansmtv checking on the pilots, "HIGH! HIGH! Yah both HIGH!"

Using the melon baller to make cantaloupe pretty for snack seemed like a good idea until I served it to the boys.

DUCK!

Mom and dad and three kids in the minivan to the cabin 6 hours away. It's just like a party bus to Las Vegas, only sober and crying.

@jenna_marbles Happy new year Jenna! Please quit tanning; it's not the eyes that are crazy.

The pumpkin candy pail seems to be a loophole in the "no soccer in the house" rule.

Claire Abigail born 10:14, March 18, 2010. 9 pounds and a vigorous nurser!

Dinner was a success! One kid made MMMMM noises, and the other two don't count.

You call your wife a nag, and everyone knows it's because you aren't doing your job as a husband.

If you've been in the bathroom alone today, count your lucky stars.

When I run the world, public safety and education will be priorities in the budget.

I love driving my husband's Honda! Mostly because there are no carseats or kids.

Because I'm not fat enough, I've got chocolate chip cookies in the oven.

@wewontfly RT @ageofautism: http://exm.nr/fEu9gF TSA+boy with steel rods in back AND autism - recipe for disaster? Read at Examine Crime.

Who's that girl having contractions 10 minutes apart?

Whee! It's me!!!

Getting up at 6:15 with the little kids is sucky, partly because there is no Sesame Street on tv yet, mostly because it's 6:15.

The neighbor's cat is in our house visiting. This is likely the coolest thing that will happen all day.

Out of beta testing! It's Clio 1.0!

Happy birthday baby girl.