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Baby is eating dirt and green strawberries in the back yard. I think her tastes are refined enough for a Happy Meal now.
If they ever do a Project Runway challenge for short, fat, old chicks, I want to be a model for it.
Using the melon baller to make cantaloupe pretty for snack seemed like a good idea until I served it to the boys.
Mom and dad and three kids in the minivan to the cabin 6 hours away. It's just like a party bus to Las Vegas, only sober and crying.
The pumpkin candy pail seems to be a loophole in the "no soccer in the house" rule.
Claire Abigail born 10:14, March 18, 2010. 9 pounds and a vigorous nurser!
Dinner was a success! One kid made MMMMM noises, and the other two don't count.
You call your wife a nag, and everyone knows it's because you aren't doing your job as a husband.
If you've been in the bathroom alone today, count your lucky stars.
When I run the world, public safety and education will be priorities in the budget.
I love driving my husband's Honda! Mostly because there are no carseats or kids.
Because I'm not fat enough, I've got chocolate chip cookies in the oven.
Who's that girl having contractions 10 minutes apart?
Whee! It's me!!!
Getting up at 6:15 with the little kids is sucky, partly because there is no Sesame Street on tv yet, mostly because it's 6:15.
The neighbor's cat is in our house visiting. This is likely the coolest thing that will happen all day.
Out of beta testing! It's Clio 1.0!
Happy birthday baby girl.
I have little time for hobbies like sleeping and bathing since having children.