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If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
What do you call a midget psychic wanted by the police?
A small medium at large!
One step closer to my next nightmare ... Monday!
6 hours at the beach might have been 5 hours too much. Hand me the aloe please.
Spent the day recovering from the night, glad I have Monday off this week so I can do it all over again.
Feeling tasty today!
Are commercials really necessary during the program? If they put them all at the end I'll watch them. I promise!
I'm not sure how to put this, but the damn vodka bottle is empty ... WTF?
Why the hell am I up at this hour reading twitter? I need to re-focus my energy on being more productive by drinking then reading twitter.
I went down to the sacred store. Where I'd heard the music years before. But the man there said the music wouldn't play.
Hail and high winds today. Time to head to the bar for cover.
Time to take the kid to the doctor cause mommy needs more Adderall.
"I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away".
I Shoulda Learned To Play The Guitar
I Shoulda Learned To Play Them Drums
I heard from my parole officer today apparently it's not okay to leave the state for ANY reason.