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I should be detoxing... But if I did everything I should, I wouldn't be nearly as much fun & that's half my appeal
Surround your self with the people that care about your happiness & put a smile on your face! Anyone else is a waste of time.
"A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are.”
Why would you hold on to something that causes you more stress than happiness?! Learn to let go. Life is too short.
Don't fret about the small stuff because in the end none of it matters!
My 4th of July hangover ended this week.
SETHNA SETHNA SETHNAAAAA!!!! Ssssseeeeeetttthhhhhnnnnaaaaa (scary ghost voice)!!
There should be a morning after pill that kills memories instead of babies. And/Or both.
Are we there yet? #describeyourpeniswithamovietitle
If someone were to murder me I would want them to poison my cup cake so I am able to enjoy my last moments.
Careful who you make a habit.
Wearing my Sunday Funday shirt on Tuesday feels like when i was 6 & would wear my Wednesday undies on a Friday.