53 people died in the 6 days of the LA riots. We've lost (as far as I know) 4 in 4 days. There's a lot to be said for gun control.

The photos behind Blue make them look like rape suspects. #eurovision

Murray really is a miserable looking sod. #Wimbledon

When people talk about "poverty"- it is not only in terms of finances. Other forms of deprivation are equally, if not more, affecting.

@noelclarke The walk of shame.

@rey_z My step-cousin was a playboy centrefold AND dated Clint Eastwood. #beatthatbitches

Nice one @lulzsec

@adora_boy I Love you, you know that xxx

...As for those men who don't bother with their kids- I hope your cocks drop off.

Happy Father's Day to all the wonderful, loving daddies out there!!

Appaling.RT @ianmartin: Whatever they say http://tinyurl.com/6e6shla this is not 'mean-spirited'. This is fucking theft from the people.

Unbelievable“@cripesonfriday: HEY GUYS (just guys, no ladies allowed): @kanyewest has some advice for you about condoms http://bit.ly/i3BbaL

*giggles* “@disasterous007: Ladies, don't go after ugly rich men. Make your own money so you can fuck hot poor guys.”

@brokenofbritain “@uponnothing: The Daily Mail health section deals with depression: http://twitpic.com/3r5j4z”

@schnoookems Move here. I'll take you in, you poor immigrant.

@schnoookems (also you spelled "explanation" wrong in your "I'm not stupid" tweet ;) ) LOVE YOU! ;P x

Best Indian EVER thanks to the brother @patrickjpc! Lovely, happy evening with him, Katie & little girl xxx

Amazing. “@qikipedia: When Navajo babies laugh for the first time, they get a party. The food is paid for by whoever made the baby laugh.”

Can you get a set-top digital box + DVD player in one? Or are they always seperate? Enlighten me, please, clever twitter friends!!! Xx

@masro Amen to that. Time to start putting our country together again...better this time, hopefully x