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Thanks Twitter, but I think I'd first have to be mildly interesting before I get DMs about bad things being said about me.
"Life of Pi". The most beautiful movie I've ever seen. Cried unashamedly. As if I ever needed an invitation to cry.
When my little titties jiggle like glitter in a snow globe, you know this bus needs shock absorbers. And I need a better fitted bra.
While most folk remove their shoes when coming home from work, I remove my trousers too. Normal yes/no?
Size 8 pants, Size 8 shoes. Yip, I now feel I am pretty balanced.
So cute when two fat people hook up and get married.
As a female runner, I get more excited about trying different joint pain relief products nowadays than new lines of make up.
Its the latter part of March and this taxi driver is playing Christmas music. Whose album you ask? Justin Bieber. Kill me now.
Hate it when my OCD conflicts with my fear of offending people. So don't talk to me about your inner conflict!
Psyched that I am seeing Lady Gaga tonight. Almost as excited as when I saw Rick Astley perform. Thrice.
Never knew looking for mint coloured trousers would be so hard. Am I like 3 months too late?
Smart, funny and into sports. I must be some sort of trap.