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If you can't say anything nice...













You're perfect for Twitter.
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Perfect. I just put bleach in the wrong hole. I don't even know what that hole does.
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CampNicole
Teaching a 3yo to put potato chips inside their sandwich is certainly one of life's greatest joys.
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CampNicole
"Mom, is this bacon made out of pig meat? Cuz if it is, pigs are made out of TASTY!"
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CampNicole
It's not a competition.























But I won.
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CampNicole
Passed neighbor on the rd. Both of us driving while txting. To each other.

U know that point where infinity crosses in the middle? Yeah
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CampNicole
Gonna have a yard sale. Gotta sell all the things we've collected at yard sales.
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CampNicole
Getting mouth of my driveway paved. By driveway I mean driveway & by paved I mean paved.

Man I think I need some work on my euphemisms.
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CampNicole
"Mom, I wish I had a magical hot dog."

Me too, honey. Me too.
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CampNicole
Sometimes you just gotta go for the jokeular.

No matter who cries.

(sorry Mom)
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CampNicole
We're so committed to this county livin' thing we even put our house up on blocks.
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CampNicole
"Mommy, this tastes difficult."
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CampNicole
Brought a plant home from former employer so I could use it like a voodoo doll. I've set the water next to it but not giving it any.
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CampNicole
Hello Kids, today we're learning about Native Indian drums. Each of U share this brown mushroom & I'll start the fire for the sweat lodge.
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CampNicole
Now I lay me down 2sleep. Exhausted & sore from a long hard week. If I could say this as sexy thoughts, I'd probly earn about 50 more bots.
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CampNicole
Favrd is a game of chance and should not be played for investment purposes.
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CampNicole
So... Just how many stars a day can you give to any one person before you start thinking you're due a followback? #justwhiningoutloud
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CampNicole
We should have a massive tweetup for the Favstar/Favrd crowd and call it StarWhoresCon®.

(Yes, I've googled that and kinda wish I hadn't)
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CampNicole
After a long day of being bossed around by a 3yo the thought of slippin' a little whisky in her milk gets more and more attractive.
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You guys are kinda cute after a 3rd day of not bitching about your jobs.
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