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Perfect. I just put bleach in the wrong hole. I don't even know what that hole does.
Teaching a 3yo to put potato chips inside their sandwich is certainly one of life's greatest joys.
"Mom, is this bacon made out of pig meat? Cuz if it is, pigs are made out of TASTY!"
Passed neighbor on the rd. Both of us driving while txting. To each other.
U know that point where infinity crosses in the middle? Yeah
Gonna have a yard sale. Gotta sell all the things we've collected at yard sales.
It's not a competition.
But I won.
"Mom, I wish I had a magical hot dog."
Me too, honey. Me too.
Getting mouth of my driveway paved. By driveway I mean driveway & by paved I mean paved.
Man I think I need some work on my euphemisms.
We're so committed to this county livin' thing we even put our house up on blocks.
"Mommy, this tastes difficult."
Sometimes you just gotta go for the jokeular.
No matter who cries.
Brought a plant home from former employer so I could use it like a voodoo doll. I've set the water next to it but not giving it any.
Now I lay me down 2sleep. Exhausted & sore from a long hard week. If I could say this as sexy thoughts, I'd probly earn about 50 more bots.
Hello Kids, today we're learning about Native Indian drums. Each of U share this brown mushroom & I'll start the fire for the sweat lodge.
Favrd is a game of chance and should not be played for investment purposes.
So... Just how many stars a day can you give to any one person before you start thinking you're due a followback? #justwhiningoutloud
We should have a massive tweetup for the Favstar/Favrd crowd and call it StarWhoresCon®.
(Yes, I've googled that and kinda wish I hadn't)
After a long day of being bossed around by a 3yo the thought of slippin' a little whisky in her milk gets more and more attractive.
You guys are kinda cute after a 3rd day of not bitching about your jobs.
Singer/Songwriter. Mother of 6 yo Princess Ballerina Superstar. Gardener. Compulsively humorous. Nearly reformed Favstar Ho-bag.