holy funny batman“@amaeryllis: AMAZING: Caption-writer goes rogue. Click through before they're taken down: http://t.co/GaUDeSUv”

Awww! “@fascinatingpics: Window washers at a children's hospital. Amazing. pic.twitter.com/oMqcphixXv”

@nycsouthpaw still hatin pic.twitter.com/WDn57ZENTH

Beautiful (via @thinkprogress) http://t.co/2tlI9Yp

@nydoorman oddly, I'm craving a kale salad...

Uncanny. “@buzzfeedandrew: Young Christopher Walken looked exactly like Scarlett Johansson. pic.twitter.com/rMweYNBG”

@stefanjbecket we're all going to die

Look at All the Civil Liberties Democrats Pretended to Care About in 2008 http://t.co/77VEpMR2 via @reason

Dining al fresco on the high line tonight with my take out salad http://t.co/umbyCqMB

@nycsouthpaw @alex_ogle nothing says help the poor quite like a couple of bouncing ta-tas

“@nathanwurtzel: all my rowdy friends don't know what to do tonight”

@reformedbroker what about big pimpin? Can we all be big pimps?

@noahsolo just show other patrons your collection of crotch shots if anyone gives u trouble.

I'm at @Terminal5 for The Presets, Dragonette and Classixx (New York, NY) w/ 16 others [pic]:  http://4sq.com/11kGMJv 

Awkward phrasing :-/ “@politicalwire: Anthony Weiner: "I'm not going to let that tool go unused."
 http://politicalwire.com/archives/2013/04/24/bonus_quote_of_the_day.html …”

And oddly, even among the pigeon population you can tell who the homeless pigeons are.

We re busy lil bees making Ft Tyrion park pretty! pic.twitter.com/Ru9oolAMdS

♫ Get Lucky - Radio Edit – Daft Punk, Pharrell Williams  http://spoti.fi/12rAi8Z  #Spotify

@nycsouthpaw essentially working with what momma gave me

@jessica_stclair @comedybangbang @scottaukerman @lennonparham is Listler on music duty and/or deciding when to take breaks? That wld b gr8.