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Good Morning, boobies!
Almost involved in an accident w a milk truck and I could see the headlines,"stripper almost run over by a milk truck, possibly her daddy"
I could really use a friend, to bring me a vitamin water and a coffin.
Why are bathroom floors so comfy when ur sick
I don't think a customer should be comfortable enough to tell a stripper he's had diarrhea and his ass is sore from dinner
Keeping ur hands clean has a different meaning when working at a strip club.. ladies put the dick back where u found it
Everytime someone pats their stomach and says P90X, I want to pat mine and say vodka