@verifieddrunk or donate his hair to Locks of Love

♫Tis the season to fuck Holly L O L OL LO OL -- VerifiedDrunk (@verifieddrunk) @jamiiilou

Good Morning, boobies!

Almost involved in an accident w a milk truck and I could see the headlines,"stripper almost run over by a milk truck, possibly her daddy"

@angrystripper you could give her some Orbit gum, I hear its for a dirty mouth

I could really use a friend, to bring me a vitamin water and a coffin.

Why are bathroom floors so comfy when ur sick

"@factsbook: The brain uses more than 25% of the oxygen used by the human body." The other 75% .is used to take a bong hit

I don't think a customer should be comfortable enough to tell a stripper he's had diarrhea and his ass is sore from dinner

Keeping ur hands clean has a different meaning when working at a strip club.. ladies put the dick back where u found it

Everytime someone pats their stomach and says P90X, I want to pat mine and say vodka