@attackofthekop Mate can you RT this to show how low United fans have got hahahaha! http://t.co/U42DzanN #plasticfans

@attackofthekop Andy carroll's hairdresser is next!!

Guys who try to pick up girls using twitter are just pathetic. Girls if you agree DM me your number and we can talk about it.

Hello, my name is @jwidnell i think i'm twitter famous when really i look like Fred the muppet!

“@riancosta: I just hope Justin knows how much we love him and how much were worrying about him right now, he seems so sad” FAGGOT

@ed_johns this fella is a gobshite, i remember he tried it before hahaha what a peadoo #shitbanter @rahimh94

Saying 'At least we didn't lose' is like saying, I got raped by a horse but at least i didn't get aids

Dont worry lads daniel 'one footed chelsea reject' sturridge and fabio 'shite italian chelsea reject' borini will come and save us!!!

Cole shooting, Racist captain, smoke bombs RT @thechelseaway: Oscar's stupid. We don't condone indiscipline here. Needs to be punished.

@elle_gore as if he scored

IF Torres scores on Sunday, i hope he celebrates. That way all the nonces calling for him to come back will shut the fuck up forever #Twats

Fucking hell, can't yous watch a movie without tweeting the overused quotes from it?!? No one's arsed anymore #InbetweenersMovie

@danielagger @emiliamessi for the love of god Danny please stop tweeting people i follow, CANT TAKE THE FANGIRLING ANYMORE

@derkyifcb if i should have 9,666 you should have at least 10,000,000!! LEGEND.

@noorpatty she has great ball control

@noorpatty @attackofthekop you saying that has just cost FSG 300k. Expect a load of shit through your letter box...

Bet you were the kid with your p.e kit in an aldi bag in school lad... do you carry your 'Raymires' top in it still? @rahimh94

@emmabung 'trolololo' laugh. Fucking gobshite

“@fcbayern: FC Bayern München has officially started its account on Twitter #welcomeFCBayern http://t.co/VfRmO1oT” @derkyifcb

@derkyifcb #legend