Productivity: brewed beer, made lunch, made dinner, re-painted wiper arms, installed battery tray, cleaned up, and cured yaws.

I have found a recipe for thixotropic noodle dough.

This may be the best thing ever.

Dear political system:

Please give me candidates to vote for, rather than vote against.

Love,
Me

The best part of making soap is that cleanup is simple: you wash off the soap and you're done.

Remember, kids:
Rape gets 1-2 years in the slammer.
Accessing a non-protected website: 3.5 years.

@dbfish  http://cl.ly/N7Rd 

To all my friends in CA: I can see your house from here:  http://cl.ly/Mim5 

@gojee Could I get the old app back? I can't stand the new one; I'm a guy that loves cooking, but the changes make me want to delete.

@ironicsans That sounds limiting…only one novel?

Playing with science for adults @exploratorium: http://t.co/VcyjxX8p Will have to check it out.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they open a beach.

@jtjdt One of my friend’s boyfriends designed the internals. :-D

@jtjdt GET THE CHOWDER!

I love how CSA could be either Confederate States of America or Community Supported Agriculture.

@oswaldheston www.­cookingissues.­com/­2013/­04/­29/­recipe-­quest-­shear-­thickening-­starch-­noodles/­

@juliwoodward Woah, yeah, I totally know what you mean. Far out.

@jtjdt To elaborate, there were moderate concerns about how technical you were on the call. Don’t hold back.

@jtjdt Protip: Be moar technical next time.

If I was to describe my perfect date I’d have to go with April 27th; late April tends to be not too hot or too cold. Quite comfy, in fact.

@dbfish @kfury Check out SquareSpace; I’ve heard good things about them.