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First rule of Alzheimer's club:
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I don't have a pet so I adopted this spider, but the stupid thing won't even chase the laser pen. It's got 8 eyes so I *know* he sees it.
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Did a rapper just die? Just wondering why all these dudes are walking around with their pants at half mast.
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If teens don't tweet, then who are the freaks pushing the Jonas bros. into the trending topics every day? Huh?
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On the one hand, I should really get to sleep. On the other hand.....well, let's just not talk about that hand right now.
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I'm sick as a dog.



Think it's H1K9.
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HUMBLED?!? Humbled is coming up with what you thought was a great joke and only getting 2 stars.

*That's* humbled!
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It's been so long since I've seen any action, I'm changing my facebook status to Monk.
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I try to surround myself with happy, positive people, but sometimes they just really piss me off
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I'm sneaking over to Facebook tonight. I'll be making some crop circles in your FarmVille.
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Every time your life turns to crap, a window is opened.... So, at least you don't have to smell it.
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Regret is my superpower.
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Is Tiger up to 12 yet?

I'm asking for the "2010 Women of Woods" calendar.
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Venting on Twitter is the new 'Banging your head against the wall'
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A friend tried to console me with "It's better to have loved & lost..."


He'll be released from the ICU tomorrow.
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Dog years wouldn't go by so fast if they would just press paws once in a while.
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Playing Halloween Tag & Release.

Stupid kids act like they've never been stapled before.

That kid. With the. Red cape. Can really. Run.
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Missing tweets. Stars not sticking. This is like high school. I'm failing Twitter.
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Could you all stop spinning for a minute???
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New rule: Any time a woman with a sexy avatar says 'titillate' it gets a star. ;)
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