BLESS!!! "@manutdstuff: Kaka could be heading to United in a shock loan deal this month which could lead to a permanent move. [daily star]"

Haha Epic! "@uberfacts: "Erotomania" is a type of delusion where the affected person believes another individual is in love with him or her"

Deep"@uberfacts: Phobophobia is the fear of being afraid."

RT @moyooo_a: RT @lummy07: RT @kayminie: RT @fioluwakemi: RT @eltriola: RT "@_hot_revolver_x: Rt if u have never kissed before"

sploofeek shii"@wayneckles: Na wa! RT @sploofeek A friend of my called Mary,Login is account on my phone and forget to Login Out is account"

:$ :* "@zuly_zulily: Cc MiDaS RT @mentionto: #MentionYourBestMoodBooster :')"

Lmao"@zeeto10: Before! *rme "@funnyorfact: Take your age. Subtract 5. Then add 5. That's your age."

ROFL "@nicetweets_: Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer"

Good news for some "@uberfacts: The more men masturbate, the lower their chance of getting Prostate Cancer."

Has t'be "@kkdonjay: Joke? RT @chris_ibeh: @dbanj why did U̶̲̥̅̊ decided to live mo,hit clue."

Thank you "@funmilola_: only topa will spoil the sequence RT @topa_akinz: Nyc titsRT. @kkdonjay: Nice tummy! RT ... http://t.co/K0hGjP9v"

Well said "@trularryhill: Jesus loves u "@tu__chica: the guy i love does not love me back, he doesn't even care. it is well"

"@simicampusheat: LOL! As Expected, Talks Got NAWTi wit @mrolumaintain on Week 13 of d Campus Heat Radio Show .. 8pm #FIRE"

I died "@oluseyimcfunny: LOL RT @autocorrects: Fun Fact: If a mosquito is biting you, and you flex that muscle, it will explode."

Won the league my brother, you get now? "@kkdonjay: What?? RT @bibieswagz: Man UTd is going 2 won d league *dancing*"

Oloriburuku fellow, Gengstar Wash!!! "@tweetoracle: 'I don't have time for BB cos I hate distractions' #WASHINGISALLITIS"

☹ "@dapobali: Now that's just sad :( RT @uberfacts: A "dacryphiliac" is someone who gets sexually aroused from watching other people cry."

"@idillionaire: Nothing is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend."

RT'n for @cas_bsr, @chopayy, @kkdonjay, @nattayoh_o_n, @caller_hcc, @phizle_hcc and many more :D RT @dellzlumiz: RT if u r an ASHII"

Weed head ☹"@jr_greengang: Why you dey cc me. :( RT @scarz_: Cc JR_ RT @jerriea3: @scarz_ if you ♥ weed follow @weed420s"