#FF @dellwaring @shewyfierce @ohellyeahh @nicolaestevez @sean_calibur @andre_p_griffin @joeag @rheaaaaar @ldnboy @gagaslays

http://t.co/QexiyUdP i found a little taster for the people that know this person @rheaaaaar @cbreen22 @shutupgem - spread and enjoy!

#ff @iamtomprice @ssshewy @rheaaaaar @gunsnhandcuffs @tfm_tom @manayeralhendi @cbreen22 @itsnoniibaloney @shutupgem @lucyschof YAYY

#FF @ssshewy @itsnoniibaloney @dellwaring @lucyschof @sashazilla @gagaslays @wolfstar_de

i think he just went 'you look beautiful' i'm TEARING #royalwedding

RT @salihughes: That's the first time I've ever seen Bieber perform. I was expecting much more exciting hair than that, somehow. #xfactor

Beckham retiring is The most anticlimatic news ever

Is William in labour ? #TheVoiceUK

Can't even tweet from @shutupgem 's phone as she goes for a fag break, bloody pin code!

'Can I Winger you for a second?'

@manayeralhendi eh, it happens ;)

Waiting to hear if @shutupgem has survived Boxing day sales. Should probably ring my cousin too

@voose_lagina it doesn't fail to amuse me to see 'Retweeted by Annie's Boobs' everynow and then

German Family TV: Young child pulling a car 30 metres with a plunger attached to his belly.

'I just find it funny that the insides of your hands are white!' - to be fair, this girl has no filter&I think I'm her first black friend

@voose_lagina The shirt will be fed the finest grapes!

@shutupgem YOU BROKE THE STREAK

Ah shit that was the lady who played Narcissa Malfoy ? I thought I'd recognised those cheekbones #leaving

brazil's national anthem is so cheerful

@shutupgem Give hugs not drugs