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Hot Tip: If you're my mum, never talk to me.
Imogene better be at school tomorrow, and she had better bring me more soup.
Dad keeps yelling at me about my future.
And then, a hot chocolate!
Scouting for hot people...
Oopsies! Forgot to rub sharp metal on my face this morning to take away my beard.
This isn't a boner. It's that weird thing that jeans do. Get over it...
I would like to be a superstar. Cool and popular.
Put on your shades, 'cos I'll be dancing in the flames.
Um. Just went to send a text, but wrote it on Twitter instead. Wow.
I love Twitter..
I'm a soldier to my own emptiness, I'm a winner.
Shut up you cunt!
What a total fucking bitch. Get fucked.