“@anthonyshaw_: I don't know what's real and what's fake anymore but the hurricane in New York is looking shit scary pic.twitter.com/JKmpLvvT”

Hahaha 'I'm a good dad because I put our baby on your breast in the middle of the night' gotta love #jeremykyle

People who are hating on the #314shake are funnily enough the underagers.. It was mentalllll, glad I was there!

“@autocorrects: 50,000 people are having sex right now 10,000 are kissing 200,000 are hugging but you you're reading this...” how depressing

Proud to be part of #theeggcrew

I wish my mum owned a beauty salon, all the things I'd get done.. for free!

"@xstrology You can trust #Taurus to get the job done. You will always cum." naughty taurus

"@xstrology #Taurus are clever and smart" but stupid enough to study hairdressing #biggestmistakeofmylife

"@xstrology A #Taurus women will downplay her ability to attract men. But boy oh boy does she attract them." or just attract the assholes

"@xstrology: #Taurus can be forgiving people, they just dont forget."

"@relatablequote: Never put yourself in a situation where you're not sure of where you stand in a person's life." !

"@xstrology #Taurus have no problems with expressing their emotions." bullshitttttttt

#ihateitwhen your saying the truth and everyone thinks your lying

Not laughing at a joke because you don't like the person who told it. #FacebookLikes HAHAHHH thats so me!!!

hahahha, kayley was watching me be so pro on the treadmill and then BAM she flew off hers hahahha and broke it! #sofunny