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If your neighbors don't know your name, you need to fuck your wife harder.
My Kit Kat break is telling all my coworkers to fuck off.
If you knew half the things I do in a bathroom, you'd wash your hands too.
If Pinocchio lied to me, I wouldn't sit on his face.
I'd burn the motherfucker.
My brain hurts.
Means it's getting stronger, right?
Hey, Stephanie from Facebook?
Your wedding was three years ago & you've gotten fat.
Change your fucking profile pic already.
My friend just tripped & dropped her weed on the floor.
This is how nicknames are born, you guys.
Tampons, PMS & cramps.
- A period movie
-Me, every time I hang up the phone at work.
I'm jealous at how my ex falls asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow, but to be fair, he also wakes up as soon as my fist hits his face
Girls put a lot of time & angles into making their selfies. Least you can do is appreciate it.
Yeah, I like to change my avi.
Deal with it.
I'm a mom, I'm a lover, I'm a hoot. I advertise by day & make cakes by night. Ask your dad if you can follow me. He does. http://favstar.fm/users/Carbosly