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Do they make pink bejeweled ankle monitors? I'd appreciate being fashionably restrained.
This Jason guy really is pissed off about not making the hockey team.
What is this "disposable income" thing people keep talking about?
Is it like disposing of a body?
You spend it when nobody is looking?
"OMG, look at that guy revving his engine at the red light. I want to follow him home & meet him. He seems awesome."
- No one ever.
"No" is not a word I use around sex a lot.
If you work overtime and your boss doesn't see you, did it really happen?
I love reading ADHD articles funded by pharmaceutical industries.
Yes. Have the cat explain to the bird why being eaten is a good thing.
Realizing the woman behind me is applying her makeup while driving & breaking for no reason is probably why I'm going to hell.
Life never closes a door without opening a window.
Life may be my menopausal mother.
I'm so fucked if I go to jail. The only phone number I know by heart is to order pizza.
"Houston, if you don't know what's wrong, I sure as hell won't tell you."
There are a lot of things I do responsibly, but drinking is not one of them.
When my kid makes a cute comment, I stick a star on his forehead & whisper "favorite".
Withholding sex is a great strategy if your goal is to be a total bitch.
When my boss walks into my office & I want to look busy, I tend to havfgd jn chffyf gdyjknbvdds ggdcv hiu633! Fhcsfhjn Dhjbvfh ok he's gone.
I'm a mom, I'm a lover, I'm a hoot. I advertise by day & make cakes by night. Ask your dad if you can follow me. He does. http://favstar.fm/users/Carbosly