Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"I feel blue."
"You mean white & gold?"
Love is blind, but so is one-night stand after enough drinks.
Of course I'm crazy and unreasonably emotional but you will deal with it because vagina.
Opinions on this timeline are all mine.
But if you lack personality, you can borrow them.
Performing a drum solo with ultra absorbency tampons at my desk is why nobody fucks with me at work.
I don’t care about one ply or two-ply.
I just want my toilet paper made out of fluffy white kittens like Royale advertises.
If I were a piece of chocolate, having a complete meltdown would sound like something really awesome is happening to me.
Mommy paid good money for you to be here SO YOU HAVE FUN FOR TWO HOURS YOU HEAR ME????
I just got a meeting request requesting a meeting to set up another meeting, in case you're wondering why I'm slowly going insane.
You say "save the date", I hear "more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."
My parenting secret is to ignore everything unless blood is shed.
Or my secret stash of food is eaten.
Funny how pregnant women hate to be belly-rubbed by strangers but have no problem sharing they lost their mucus plug at the grocery store.
That sad moment when your dad wants to borrow your car to go car-shopping because he doesn't want the salesman to know he has money.
It's a plant shaped like an egg.
It's a place where we make fire.
Diving in the sky.
Humans are creative.
Who's the idiot on vacation and up since 6:30am?
I'm a mother, I'm a lover. I advertise by day & make cakes by night. Ask your dad if you can follow me. He does. Yo soy french. http://favstar.fm/users/Carbosly
Like @Carbosly’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!