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An Asian midget in a Yao Ming jersey just vacuumed my cubicle.
Jokingly called the wife Lacey Peterson tonight.She laughed. Then she found the home depot receipt for the blue tarp, shovel & bag of lyme.
Susan Sarandon turned 63 today thus making her an OLIF. What?
A MILF with an AARP card.
Old Lady in case you haven't figured it out.
I wish my yard was #emo so it would cut itself.