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You know your friends are starting to grow up when you can't post 'FAGMASTER' on their Facebook wall anymore.
gun control being shoved out there as an easy fix and ignoring the true problem: the sad state of mental healthcare in our country
Guys try masturbating with the sound of a dog lapping up water in the distance. Report back to me with your results.
my few haters are creepy pedos and sociopaths so i think i'm doing this life thing at least partially right.
created a new otter character. i just fucking go onto irc and copypaste 'otter,' 'ott' and 'feesh.' that's it. that's all i do.
my anthropology professor found one of the oldest known dildos. she has had her hands on ancient dildo history.
Mexican dude in the library reading marmaduke and laughing uproariously.
this new trend of dudes around my age (i'm 30) pretending that bad shows in the 90s were good needs to stop!
PRIVATE DOG SEX REPORTING FOR DUTY BARK
one-ply toilet paper is satanic and you shouldn't buy it.
i wonder how much residual cum is on old ohio players record sleeves
i keep accidentally writing it 'twink peaks' which is a gay porn which really should exist
my butt is racist. just my butt.
fox. i once smoked too much weed and pooped my pants outside a semi-famous music studio in PDX. Director of Operation #DOGPARTY