Just got 33 points off of "meow" in scrabble. #Winning! @drunkcatladies

Memo at work says that "cat hair is NOT a part of our dress code!" wonder who this is directed at... @drunkcatladies

Sometimes I wish I was a kitty so I could just nap all day... Then at night I could annoy the people I hate. I mean love. @drunkcatladies

Uh oh, @kissmysthrnsass is drunk....

@kooner923 you have made my WEEK. You are my spirit animal. My bird-watching, catholic, sprirt animal.

Hi, I'm Catholic!! Ask me questions about my Church before you tweet horribly uneducated comments.

There is nothing that coffee, a teasing comb, and a fresh coat of mascara can't fix. @diamonddiploma

#FollowersIWantToMeet @agypsyrose @gopgirlrants @merican_fratter @itsthesouth @_mattgallagher and @bobcatgreekweak

I'm infatuated with @merican_fratter.

I want to have a mac 'n' cheese potluck. Everyone brings a different kind of mac.

@kooner923 why isn't El Perrito getting any recognition? I promise it tastes better than it sounds. #CollegeGirlProbz

Someone just bellowed "AWWWWW YEAHHHHHH" in the deepest time imaginable outside my window. 😳😂😂 #KoolaidManIsReal

@savannahraeeee he's so perf. My fave pic of us. #InDaPool #ChillinWithMyBoo pic.twitter.com/gEfvIVLG9c

Double fisting pitchers. Thaaaaaaat's meeee! ☺

This phase followed the "Virgin Mary," and Simba phases. There was some overlap between Mother Nature and the magician phases....

I had a green crochet and tiedye dress that I'd wear with a crown of clover flowers. I was Mother Nature. Because she's a real person.

I channeled my inner @kooner923 twerkin' last night.

@kooner923 never. #BloodRunsThickerThanVodka

So, maybe I "forgot" to pack sandals just so I could get new ones today. But y'all, Jesus wouldn't rise tomorrow if I were in boots.

When I was in RCIA, I thought the gift of wonder and awe was so dumb; of course, thats was the gift I recieved.