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I don't want to waste my break having a conversation about this. Thanks.
Late as fuck for work pretending I'm a fetus.
Fuck you winter.
It's -41 outside. I'm nested in bed under 2 comforters with a moist heat from my sweat. I feel like a baby Joey and I never wanna leave.
Similar to that book, it's not about the salsa, it's about having some respect.
I asked for a fucking book and got 2k worth of ski gear.. It wasn't about anything other than having my little voice ignored.
Probably going to starve to death. Whatever, it's fine. Hope my salsa was as fucking delicious as I was expecting..
I talk a lot of shit for someone who hasn't left my bedroom in 3 days.
You knew damn right that wasn't your salsa.
You say you're over it but non-stop talking about it tells me otherwise...
I could go for another McDonald's poutine.
My favourite flavour is blue but it gives me the liquid poos.
Bring me a slurpee, pink and red flavour please. If you don't, I'll know you hate me.
Eating a cold Big Mac in bed with the lights off.. Just trying not to die.
I have dysmenorrhea induced diarrhea and no one even gives a fuck.
Y'all got your panties in a bunch.
Everyone's all mad at people for who they are the saddest about when they die. You're all a bunch of pussies.
hey just wondering...
what do they do with all those dicks after the sex changes?
asking for a friend.
Pay your respects to a famous pacifist by arguing about him on twitter. Ok.
In loo of RL...