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*tries to pump $20 of gas but ends up pumping $20.03*
*opens car door and looks at date*
"can I borrow $5.03?"
you're upset I bought a waterbed aren't you
"yes take it back"
I lost the receipt
*sneezes and we bob up and down for 8 minutes in silence*
CONDUCTOR: Oh my dad's in the audience
[waves to dad]
[orchestra goes crazy]
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