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Me: goodnight kids
Kids: goodnight dad
Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT
Me: [voice too high] of course I know what a labia is.
oh my god when british people sexts it's probably amazing.
"show me your knickers, love" and "I'm hard as gibraltar" and all that. Yes.
other job applicant: good luck
me: im gonna tell the boss you hate his hair
other job applicant: what
me loudly: I actually like his haircut
OLYMPIC JUDGE: the routine was good but we were forced to take away points because you shouted 'watch this shit, motherfuckers' at the start
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