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'I don't feed the trolls'
-someone who never shuts the fuck up about them
The simple pleasure of watching a woman move around
Chad and the boys are back with an all new, classical inspired album! It's NICKELBACH!!! Available wherever music is sold.
I'm white, but not wears-a-helmet-on-a-bicycle white.
If a tree falls in the forest and the other trees don't help it back up, can we conclude that those trees are not in the Special Olympics?
Wrong. Heaven is NOT a place on Earth. Heaven is a far away world inhabited by creatures called Pokemon.
Sometimes I'm really hungry and other times I'm asleep.
You are my favorite memory.
Hey, guess what? NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FLAPPY BIRD HIGH SCORE OK???
What would Jesus do?
Have sex with hookers.
Some days I lay around wondering how I became such a lazy piece of shit.
This plate of spaghetti isn't going to cry into itself.
Oh you haven't responded to my KiK and 23 seconds have passed?! WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!
Two of my dicks in the club....
"Does this cake have egg?"
Vegetarians. Ruin. Everything.