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Having to get up, put on makeup,make myself look presentable & be professional today, makes me want to stomp and pout like a toddler 😤
If you won't answer all my ridiculous "what if?" scenarios then get out of my life.
The trick to staying slim is living with a man that eats everything in sight and all that's left for you is crumbs and celery.
If it's meant to be it will happen. Not sure if I still believe in that concept. I'm no longer much of a dreamer.
Somedays the memories still knock the wind out of me..
Due to the high volume of Elf Yourself vids I am included and tagged in (mainly by BF's mom), I am logging off FB until at least February 🙈
My one and only resolution for 2015 is more naps. That's it. I definitely need more naps in my life.
It's 2014 y r u still rocking sperm brows
Somewhere out there, there's a girl you don't even know extensively lurking and/or hating you because you dated her bf in like 2007
No! I will not vote for your baby to win a cute contest!
I keep saying "bae" as a joke but at what point is it no longer a joke and a serious problem. Where do you draw the line?!
The only thing more embarrassing than being bad at bowling is being good at bowling.