@jillmorris There's no way it could be any good then. Women just aren't funny. All of them. No exceptions. #DouchebagSaysWhat?

@ohwonka RT: "Oh you're an expert at Draw Something? You must be the next Picasso." In the case of @taylorhwright this is true. #HesThatGood

Totally just made my night. Thank you @nottjmiller http://t.co/Y0oNdR2v

@nottjmiller Yeah, instead of speakeasy, they should call it a listenhard!! Yup. I said it.

@pauldanke I like you again.

@jillmorris Even if he was still alive, I think he'd have some trouble with the 140 character limit... "N-n-now now c-c-come on there y-you"

@jillmorris Ugh... I can give submissions? And a hug? And an idea for a blog... hmmmm... I'll think on that and get back to you.

"Who ordered the pickled herring?" #hilarioushashtaggame

@jillmorris Did you not hear? He got sick of Earth, so now he lives with Elvis on Uranus. Michael Jackson and Billy Mays are there, too.

@jillmorris @pattonoswalt P.S. Please don't quit comedy Patton!! If you did I would be a sad panda.

@pattonoswalt "You Want Me to What Your What?" #seniorporntitles

@billyeichner P.S. by "it" I meant the snowman. I just wanted to make that clear. I'm sure you're relieved that I clarified that.

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Awesomely awesome awesomeness from the Gorilla of music, @fluffygorilla : Make It http://snd.sc/fYhro6 via @soundcloud widget