@tortoiseontour Amy is taking to slut-shaming people on Facebook to defend the restaurant. Holy shit:  http://bit.ly/103o9qx 

Richard Dawson Fact of the Day: Richard Dawson IS smarter than a fifth grader.

@amanjo And they're like "I don't know how to use a mouse, please show me how to find a house, and I would thank you, but I'm a bitch."

@alannabennett You act as if none of us weren't expecting this to happen at some point. #StillFollowingYou #IsPrepared

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. RT @gabapple: @carpetcrawlerdc What kind of a truck were you run over by?

It is necessary that you view this link: http://bit.ly/mvh8j7

Richard Dawson Fact of the Day: Richard Dawson can palm an apple. And your wife.

Whooooaaaaa. Dr. Joyce Brothers was literally the first famous television psychologist and doctor. Big loss in the world of entertainment.

@alannabennett it's easy to blame this generation when you're holding on to the jobs that they wish they could have.

@alannabennett adults are too afraid to admit that they're the ones that fucked up so they take the easy way out and blame this generation.

@alannabennett but oddly extremely fascinating.

"The Jimmy Stewart Show Added to Warner Archive Instant". Another hard to find sitcom I can finally watch:  http://bit.ly/Ytzpvs 

@alannabennett I know you were joking, but mostly because wacky names roll off the tongue really easily. "Rockin' Randy" "Rotten Randy"

WHY IS LOUIS C.K. SO PERFECT OMG

@ogdave_o We're too young to remember the present?

@seabisquick One of the funniest (and from what I've been told, sweetest) men in the biz there ever was!!

@gen_ironicus "I don't feel like having a nice day, maybe I've had 116 nice days in a row and I'm ready for a crappy day" George Carlin

@voidburger Rarity is the pony who likes fashion. That's it. Someone needs to explain to me the connection between that and sluttiness.

@voidburger No tolerance for any sort of victim-shaming. Makes people think other shit is OK, like this:  http://bit.ly/Zi2Q6q  Disgusting.

if there's anything I'm sick of it's "how DARE you not know this person as much as I did!!" hipster bullshit. Shut the fuck up. No one cares