RT @laurenaclub: RT if the Lord Jesus Christ is your Savior! <3

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Dating. Whitney and Bobby Imma let you finish in a minute, but that's the worst relationship of all time.

Live Like Ur Dying because tomorrow, Twitter just might kill you.

RT @retweetifs: RT if you can have fun without getting wasted or high.

I'm going home gonna load my shotgun wait by the door and shoot all of America.

Well, I'm in love with Subway. So I think next time I'll just shove the sandwich in my vagina and make love to it.

RT @retweetifs: RT if you have that twitter friend, you can't wait to meet in person.

@carriesurfer208 my legs are shaved, thats about the Only THING Carrie and I's legs have in common. LOL!

RT @carriesurfer208: That scary moment when you thought you cracked your Carrie Underwood CD case. D:

RT @carriesurfer208: If Gaga keeps singing about the edge, I'mma push her off and make her fall. Ahaha ;)

RT @retweetifs: RT if you love Vitamin water.

RT @carriesurfer208: Carrie Underwood: The only person who can look hot strutting like a chicken across stage. ;)

ChillMcFish is just like a Filet O Fish from McDonald's except it has swag

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Carrie at her computer right now pic.twitter.com/scq1Prhz

somebody tell Kim Kardashian that a child is not something you can just walk away from after 72 days

Mom: That guy looks wasted. Me: TO WAKE UP ONE DAY AND FIND I'VE LET ALL THESE YEARS GO BY WASTED. Mom: this is why you have no social life.

if carrie underwood ran me over with her car it'd be an honor

if you think the world is ending tomorrow, please pick up a bible, read Matthew 24:36 and then shut up

this is way funnier than it should be pic.twitter.com/UismQz4f