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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Dating. Whitney and Bobby Imma let you finish in a minute, but that's the worst relationship of all time.
Live Like Ur Dying because tomorrow, Twitter just might kill you.
I'm going home gonna load my shotgun wait by the door and shoot all of America.
Well, I'm in love with Subway. So I think next time I'll just shove the sandwich in my vagina and make love to it.
ChillMcFish is just like a Filet O Fish from McDonald's except it has swag
somebody tell Kim Kardashian that a child is not something you can just walk away from after 72 days
Mom: That guy looks wasted. Me: TO WAKE UP ONE DAY AND FIND I'VE LET ALL THESE YEARS GO BY WASTED. Mom: this is why you have no social life.
if carrie underwood ran me over with her car it'd be an honor
if you think the world is ending tomorrow, please pick up a bible, read Matthew 24:36 and then shut up
I'm Kory. Carrie Underwood & Jennifer Lopez take up 99.9% of my life. UT fanatic. Dallas Cowboys. #teamChevy 5-4-12(: