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Another crowd of kids came to see the view, and when they left my sandwich was missing! WTF!
If you run 5 miles and drink 3 beers before 10am- you are hard core- like me!!!
Pork rinds and Monty Python.
Cleared off my kid's bed of books last night. Her 1st words this am were "Mom, I have to apologize, I couldn't sleep w/o them." I <3 her.
There are 2 kinds of people. Those who make & understand Seinfeld references and those who don't.
Why doesn't MS Updater quit when it's installing an update? #Fail
AT&T and T-Mobile merged.. does that make them AT&T&T?
Dear Husband, don't text me & ask wheres the TV remote, when I'm at work!