@sidewalk_yawn ENDLESS MIMOSAS #brunchmare

"i believe that vampires are the worlds greatest golfers, but their curse is that they'll never get to prove it!" #30Rock

@nmemagazine #songthatchangedmylife The Warmth by @incubusband. for obvious reasons... one being the whale sounds.

URGENT don't forget sisqo was in dru hill happy thursday

tiny snores repeat.
mimicking your breaths in. out.
my head feels heavy.
#haiku

from lady liberty to the bk bridge pic.twitter.com/tIGIoPGc

wonder if Mike Meyers separates his Shrek money from his Austin Powers money into 2 swimming pools so he can Scrooge McDuck on the weekends?

i could stay out in the freezing east river wind for hours. pic.twitter.com/gcsneN0n

i am facing south / @amtrak pulls my back forward / goodbye maryland. #haiku pic.twitter.com/wcEOl1IZ

#ff the astoria twitter elite: @nyc8675309 and @astoriahaiku. it was wonderful to meet you both last night&SOCIAL MEDIA DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

@astoriahaiku @nyc8675309 @singlecut thanks for setting this up! can't wait :)

hey married dudes, i'm not interested in your conversation. even if maybe i did send you a photo of my tits one time.

officially on the @alt_j bandwagon

the hardest part of being a jewish woman is the mustache.

@astoriahaiku HAPPY BIRTHDAY

@astoriahaiku you are a true Internet friend!

@astoriahaiku and you aren't alone in that opinion as i'm sure most NYers realize there are bigger fish to fry than tourism.

let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

stealing res hits while / sharp rain assaults the AC: / saturday morning. #haiku

your time will come, but tonight is our night, so you should give us all of your drugs