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I just fell out of bed and am ok. Pretty epic. Anybody have a fall today that can beat that? I didn't think so. #Triumphant
Can anybody tell me WHY the Michelin Man (who is made of tires) is white??
Remember the NHL b4 GaryBettman? When Hockey just happened every year, and Lockouts never happened?Remember? That's when hockey was great.
sorry to hear about the Batman shooting, but I am curious how South Park will deal with this.
I don't care what the fashion police say. Today I'm wearing white pants and that is that.
If the Littlest Hobo was such a great dog, Why didn't anybody keep him? #questionsthatneedanswers
I would only open a Ford Dealership if my last name was Harrison.Then people would be like, "where didya buy that car?" "from Harrison Ford"
Hey all, I've been involved in a twitter war on here. Feel free to read along and try to make sense out of nothing.
OK "insert random store" I'll pay 5cents for your plastic bag, But I actually charge 30cents to carry ur advertising, so u owe me a quarter.
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