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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I don't care how hot you are.

    The second you have trouble following the plot of a movie or a TV show, I'm outie.

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    "What a whore." - Whore, complaining to her whore friend about some other whore doing something whorish.

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I hate it when my friends brag about how nice I am.

    Hello? I'm ugly. I don't have a choice.

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    My dad and I did everything together. Including my mom. No, I'm saying she was with us, not that we... Shit. How do I delete this?!

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I miss the days (pre-1999) when I could hang out the passenger side of my best friend's ride trying to holler at someone without feeling bad

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I call my testicles Whitney and Celine because they were big in the '90s and one of them doesn't move at all anymore.

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      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    That awkward moment when you're watching Transformers with your guy friends and Josh Duhamel comes on the screen and so do you.

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      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I tear pieces off of my burrito and use those pieces to scrape up the pieces that fell out of my burrito because I'm resourceful as fuck.

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I still feel bad about stealing Ricky's baseball cards in '94. His mom died a week later. I told him they were probably in her car. LOL!

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I always give my mom two dozen roses on Father's Day. One for every guy she's enlisted to replace my dad since their divorce in 1997.

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      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I could relate to Liam Neeson's character in Taken a lot more if his daughter was a burrito.

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I love watching fat brides on their wedding day. The hesitation as they prepare to shove cake into someone else's face is fucking priceless.

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      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    If you watch Brokeback Mountain backwards, they still don't seem to get much sheephearding done.

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    Accidentally slowed down the playback during a porno and now it's the only way I can get off. I'm afraid I might be a slow-mo sexual.

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      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    There may not be much I like about our government, but I do appreciate that they let us list our goal weight on our driver's license.

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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    Just noticed my friend Danielle has a lot of arm hair. She's a good person, but I don't think I'll talk to her anymore.

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      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    Sex would be a lot easier if our 4th grade teachers still picked our partners.

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      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    Idiot waitress just poured water in my Sprite glass.

    Stupid idiot with her stupid idiot name tag and stupid idiot gorgeous flowing hair.

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      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    There's nothing bitchier than the bitchiest bitch at work when she thinks she's being outbitched by a bitch who's usually less bitchy.

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