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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    Babies are ridiculous. Somebody brought one to my grandpa's funeral and it wouldn't stop crying. But it didn't even know him for that long.

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    gooseduckyduckinsinuatemeevesdamnappleBritDvorakdavid_tullsammyj_04shutupheavandroszr
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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I don't care how hot you are.

    The second you have trouble following the plot of a movie or a TV show, I'm outie.

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    gooseduckyduckinsinuatemeshutupheavMackenzie_DayneEBEISali_lohnesSamathaNessRealKyleFleury
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    shutupheavRealKyleFleuryemilyadollunc23dabullsmegetobinAnnieLucy6685Pat_Dennytiffnrivera
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    "What a whore." - Whore, complaining to her whore friend about some other whore doing something whorish.

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    gooseduckyduckinsinuatemeandroszrWhoopdeedoo22KaylaVerlaanchinkydeliciaeCalypso___sefronia_
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    insinuatemetoshajeanDaphneDoo_AnonAstatineemfobrownnatfloresCalypso__ThisBlondeLife
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I hate it when my friends brag about how nice I am.

    Hello? I'm ugly. I don't have a choice.

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    BDGarpTheSolClarkevaporcoffinJooryZoghby______gmossiiMoistPorkCoolishCoolidgesinisterlamb
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    dg538CoolishCoolidgesinisterlambChanellie92laughingkimmieBASEDQUEENCHELSSuchaNerd87evofck
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    My dad and I did everything together. Including my mom. No, I'm saying she was with us, not that we... Shit. How do I delete this?!

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    androszrTrolleyCatJooryZoghby______MoistPorksinisterlambBDGarpevofckroggyie
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    Aglaea_thedailymarkerclassyfellazFunnerGunner______TheRohiniReddyIGoBy_ManiiEscvda_TharkiParindi
    StephenBCramer
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I miss the days (pre-1999) when I could hang out the passenger side of my best friend's ride trying to holler at someone without feeling bad

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    androszrWhoopdeedoo22vaporcoffinJooryZoghby______MoistPorksinisterlambSuchaNerd87Carly_Marley
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    SuchaNerd87evofckItzDad________Zowismohsadieenovapinesigmaseal________mciranna____
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I call my testicles Whitney and Celine because they were big in the '90s and one of them doesn't move at all anymore.

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    JooryZoghby______pompousdadsnobbygirl17randomtuesdaysmorekevinswilscarletoharajarynlarsenbstar64
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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    That awkward moment when you're watching Transformers with your guy friends and Josh Duhamel comes on the screen and so do you.

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    AndrewP380________JooryZoghby______sinisterlambBDGarpevofckVikeeysSecretroggyielorlorlori________
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    AndrewP380________One_Classy_BumiBrowniEd2FunnerGunner______JulioMorales65Fistful_of_Conkwhatajaymoabichapperss
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I tear pieces off of my burrito and use those pieces to scrape up the pieces that fell out of my burrito because I'm resourceful as fuck.

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    JooryZoghby______MoistPorksinisterlambevofckroggyielorlorlori________ItzDad________jake_likes_naps
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    ItzDad________416Cat__FunnerGunner______notkatiebatesdixie_lee_peascrouchenpumaCrackedIllusionZachh_Hammond
    MiketheSourcer
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I still feel bad about stealing Ricky's baseball cards in '94. His mom died a week later. I told him they were probably in her car. LOL!

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    brenagslooney_binsinisterlambroggyielorlorlori________iBrowniEd2ItzDad________jake_likes_naps
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    BasedZaebrenagsItzDad________AlecJFrysuprmario23boogeydakidjessonwolfeShag_daddy
    imsoforserious
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I always give my mom two dozen roses on Father's Day. One for every guy she's enlisted to replace my dad since their divorce in 1997.

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    DalyaAymanjayneunchained____JooryZoghby______MoistPorksinisterlambroggyielorlorlori________iBrowniEd2
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    dionshawnFunnyFightsJooryZoghby______ItzDad________thedailymarkerthatboleyngirlAnitaAlibiFunnerGunner______
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I could relate to Liam Neeson's character in Taken a lot more if his daughter was a burrito.

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    candace_9871vaporcoffinJooryZoghby______sinisterlambGetongaLadyLizbmonkeyBDGarpevofck
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    AlexxxHilliercandace_9871sinisterlambGetongafavstar1000favsMitchellBMitchvinniesucksOne_Classy_Bum
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    I love watching fat brides on their wedding day. The hesitation as they prepare to shove cake into someone else's face is fucking priceless.

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    JooryZoghby______sinisterlambroggyielorlorlori_________jennjennMitchellBMitchOne_Classy_BumiBrowniEd2
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    One_Classy_BumiBrowniEd2ItzDad________favstar1000favsMyManCardsthedailymarkergarethhughes08____Pirate_Twinkie
    ItzDad________HairyJew4Life
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    If you watch Brokeback Mountain backwards, they still don't seem to get much sheephearding done.

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    looney_binJooryZoghby______jmecrtsPeppiMomrobfeesinisterlambSuchaNerd87AssholeCamp
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    favstar1000favslaughingkimmieevofckskullpuppy11iBrowniEd2ItzDad________jkentokyoTheRealRHB
    SeanBlazed
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    Accidentally slowed down the playback during a porno and now it's the only way I can get off. I'm afraid I might be a slow-mo sexual.

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    vaporcoffinJooryZoghby______sinisterlambevofckroggyielorlorlori_________jennjennMitchellBMitch
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    One_Classy_BumiBrowniEd2AnitaAlibiFunnerGunner______CrackedIllusionFavstar_NSFWfarleftcoastweeziepeezy
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    There may not be much I like about our government, but I do appreciate that they let us list our goal weight on our driver's license.

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    JooryZoghby______sinisterlambroggyielorlorlori________ItzDad________farleftcoastAlphaBelle________chowdersoop
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    wont_ketchupMrMaclin__chowdersoopthedailymarkerTheDarkSideCEOanacardiorossoSnellWarrenkhrysteenah
    savvystrider
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    Sex would be a lot easier if our 4th grade teachers still picked our partners.

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    RyneBraunlooney_binsinisterlambroggyielorlorlori_________jennjennMitchellBMitchskullpuppy11
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  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    Just noticed my friend Danielle has a lot of arm hair. She's a good person, but I don't think I'll talk to her anymore.

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    RyneBraunlooney_binsinisterlambroggyielorlorlori________iBrowniEd2travisauruss______ItzDad________
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    ItzDad________AnitaAlibiFunnerGunner______scarletvondeathKTNew10CharlieSnakEyesnburrrtrophies____DucksLikeVodka
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    Idiot waitress just poured water in my Sprite glass.

    Stupid idiot with her stupid idiot name tag and stupid idiot gorgeous flowing hair.

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    AndrewP380________looney_binsinisterlambroggyielorlorlori________ItzDad________thedailymarkerVerifiedDrunk
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    AnitaAlibiFunnerGunner______crouchenpumaFavstar500FavsvickiaddamsUhhOkayThenizakdudePokePokeGRUNT____
    sweet_toof
  • CaseyMcCollum
      Casey McCollum @CaseyMcCollum

    There's nothing bitchier than the bitchiest bitch at work when she thinks she's being outbitched by a bitch who's usually less bitchy.

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    Whoopdeedoo22AndrewP380________sinisterlambroggyielorlorlori________ItzDad________thedailymarkerNikiWithIssues
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    silent_musings
@CaseyMcCollum

@CaseyMcCollum

Singer-songwriter. Overweight. Spends too much time looking back.