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She wears short skirts I'm eating pizza/
She's cheer captain and I'm eating pizza
I asked for apple care for Christmas. I just opened an apple with "CARE" written on it with a marker. You can't make this stuff up, folks!
In the future, Paula Dean returns from the void for introducing new Black & Mild(TM) Butter flavor
A woman just passed by with a stroller. I was going to see if the baby was cute but it was actually a cat and it gave me a pretty stern look
Northgate, like chivalry, is dead (but clearly for different reasons.)
Ugh I am peeling for the first time and years and I feel like a giant ball of dandruff, also known as a summertime snowman.
It looks like everything is heading this direction so here's my idea:
Doritos Locos Whiskey®
I'm almost certain that toddlers are just miniature drunk people.
What does the fox say? Idk probably like gangnam style or some crap
It's funny to see people who rely on mainstream media react to this ruling since they never got real evidence in the first place.