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Hey douchebag.. I have a Masters Degree, prof creds, an IQ of 136, oh and I reverse engineer for fun. DONT TALK TO ME like I'm stupid.
What's wrong with America isn't that we're fat lazy fucks, it that there is a color in the Crayola 64 box called "Macaroni & Cheese".
Marie Osmonds neck needs to catch with the rest of her body in the plastic surgery department.
That moment when you get all your clothes folded, in the basket and you realize your car keys are at the bottom of one of the two baskets.
Driving in Fairborn/Beavercreek at lunch during the work week = Dog eat dog world & every man is for himself..
Visit #2 to the head shrinker... Told her today about how my dad and former step-dad have the same father. She's earning her $175 an hour!
Respect me = Respect my time & feelings. Simple as that.
First news story of the day: Japan beats the US in Little League Baseball after 5 innings under the Mercy Rule.
First Math now Baseball.
I forgot... how dress clothes and 90 degree heat don 't get along, and to de-cat my pants. #OfficeDay
I just need to find a rich old guy that gets joy from being the benefactor of a family of 4 with two cats.
You know it's going to be one of those days when you get to pick a fight before Noon. :/
Listening to 3 old guys talk about where our weather "comes from"... answers are: the rainforest, the equator, and the ocean. #DinerTalk
I want cheese.
Pepperoncinis at 9pm on a Sunday night do not make for a good Monday morning... :/
2.2 lbs to go til I hit goal weight. I'm not even trying, but slowly dropping still. After the move, I bet I'll get there.
I'm into things like project management, cloud computing, science, weather, hockey, cars, motorcycles, and Kings Island.