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I'm just gonna come right out and say it, I'm not comfortable with ball sacks having seams
Late for class; do I walk in with the ice cream cone orrrrr...
Not sure if this dude just invited me over to watch bang bros or if he said "wanna bang bro?". Either way, seems questionable?
Alice from Workaholics is a real life Applebee's chef?????
Mondays aren't really that bad. Have you guys ever heard of weed? Or tv? Or not being a boring person?
Remarkably tired. Unfortunatley that seems to seriously affect my vision. Pretty sure my bowl's mostly dust & shit I picked up off the table
I'm paying for all bills and tabs in rolls of quarters hence forth. It's just more practical
Strugglin my way to the shower because apparently this hangover hasn't killed me yet
Give your professor all 5's on those evaluation sheets. Don't be a dick
No matter what song I start humming by the end I'm either humming blues clues or the national anthem...