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Mondays aren't really that bad. Have you guys ever heard of weed? Or tv? Or not being a boring person?
Remarkably tired. Unfortunatley that seems to seriously affect my vision. Pretty sure my bowl's mostly dust & shit I picked up off the table
I'm paying for all bills and tabs in rolls of quarters hence forth. It's just more practical
My professor emailed me and said "I can't grade this final, meet me in my office Thursday at 1:30". I'm super fucked, right?
Watching a poodle chew on a lawn mower. Such a poodle thing to do. Fucking loser dogs
So what does 6 favorites on a tweet equal? Like 0 retweets?
Ratchets LOVE the 24hr room
Do people really give a shit about Amanda fucking Bynes? Googled her name and nothing interesting came up. Decent recent boob pics though
I could so pull of being a dictator. I'd want like a small ass country or something though. One without oil so America wouldn't fuck with me
No seriously. If spiders had wings I'd off myself without hesitation
Imagine if spiders had wings?
Jason Collins is gay. Told you! (We dated briefly in '06, no big, it was mostly physical)
T's has the best lemonade
Jesus Christ. Hiding in bushes from cops at 20 years old is just about the most demeaning thing ever. Feel like a fucking loser
"Perfunctory" sounds like a word you would use to describe a female's monthly scent, which further intrigues me as to its actual definition