Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'll bet you $46,368.86 you can't guess how much I owe my Bookie.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
It must really suck to be an Atheist named "Christian".
3 Brazilian men died in landslide. That's just a terrible, devastating tragedy! BTW, how many is a Brazilian? Is it more than a Million?
I've got CDO. It's exactly the same as OCD, but in alphabetical order, like it should be.
There should be a prize for when you come across a tweet with 49 or 99 fav's, and you're the lucky one who gets to push it over the edge.
My grandpa had boring stories. My grandkids will hear: "In my day, we took copious amounts of drugs and danced for 12 hours straight..."
Being a Twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.
A Facebook friend of mine asked for my Twitter username. I quickly made one up then unfriended him. Hope he doesn't take it personally.
I tend to keep my friends close but my friends with benefits closer.
400 followers. That's level 4 right? Well, in that case, this "Twitter" game sucks. Didn't even unlock new weapons or vehicles or anything.
Favstar's bonus features sound real sweet, but in my country, $30 is what we earn in 6 months.
Realized I was addicted to Twitter when I realized I spend 50% of my brain capacity on "Will that make a tweet? Nah. They won't get it."
Did you know that Chinese food in China is called "Food"?
He thinks I call him "Ass Man" because it's short for Assistant Manager. One of these days I'll have to tell him it's because of his breath.
My fav Favstar game is fav'ing the fav'ers who fav my fav's the most.
Grandma was at the shop when I called her cell.
She said: "Oh, what a surprise! How did you know I was here?"
Hope I don't get that old.
When I was married, I started arguments on purpose to get told to go sleep on the couch. It was the only way to get quality XBOX time.
Life is what happens while you're busy trying to fucking tweet.
It's all fun and games until someone you know in real life finds your account.
Devout Atheist, Masculine Rights Activist, Author of: How to rest for a living (Don't follow if you get offended easily)