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someone stole my hour of concentration, give it back u mofo
Conspiracy theory: someone travelling on th same flight as me has poisoned me in attampts to limit my singing on th plane
I'm off to Melb in 5 days, friend expects an itinerary, that's not how i roll
Instead of #YouKnowYoureAustralianWhen can we have #YouKnowYoureBoganWhen? or have we done that before?
Yo Assange, come stay at my place
Ppl r morons #fact
Wow - i suppose you can fart in aircraft and no one would know... #insight
It is better to be paranoid than be dead
I am at the gym, well part of me is anyway...
I miss the #shamwow guy
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