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MJ died at 58.
Whitney died at 48.
JFK died at 38.
Amy Winehouse died at 28.
Justin Bieber is 18 right?
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RT If you got an iPhone
When highfiveing after a sports game.
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Fuck you
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#PornHasTaughtMe If a teacher asks you to stay after class, she wants the D.
Condom slogan: Don't let your affection give her an infection, put some protection on that erection!
Seniors > Juniors > Sophomores > Administration > Staff > Janitors > Animals > Trees > Dirt > Freshman
Ghetto counting: 1) Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Tree. 4) Foe. 5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. 8) Ate. 9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh.
That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.
When highfiveing after a sports game.
Good game
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Fuck you
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When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy alcohol ... and that's pretty fucking close.
My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, “tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny.” & walked away like a boss
"I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you threw my hamster across the room and yelled Pickachu I Choose You!
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! R-T if I'm right!
I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.
Fuck Bitches, Get Money. Contact: CauseWereDrunk@gmail.com #TeamBeer
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