@potionmastersc #StarkidWin http://t.co/QSZrOEFm

@willdunn_ This is you: "I'll go to bed at 11" ... "11:30 wont kill me" ... "2 sounds fine" ... "No issue with 5, right?"

“@the90slife: "I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ah" #songsiwillnevergettiredof” THIS

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It'll trend.






Give it time.

"We breath for Miley"
I breath so my lungs dont explode.

Life dream. http://t.co/z8EVKAQp

//I walked up the stairs at school today belting out,"STEPS STEPS SEVERUS STEPS!" and some guy goes,"DUMBLEDORE!"

(c) movie slap. Emma of course didn't know that so she slapped Tom right across the face. Awkward.

The script originally said that Hermione would slap Draco, and Tom once asked Emma to slap him to make it look real, but he meant (c)

I wanna shirt that says:
"Support Cedric Diggory! The REAL Hogwarts Champion!"
And one that says:
"I Swagger Like A Malfoy"

@imseverussnape @jane_jein_16 and a giant pony named Sylvester shot you with hammer full of cereal, right?

Hey, Draco. I heard you made a very nice ferret.

Ninja: I am a ninja
Person: prove it
Ninja: did ya see that?
Person: see what?
Ninja: exactly

#TeachMeHowToDobby needs to trend.

Call Edward Cullen "Cedric Diggory" now until the day you die. whatpotterheadsdo

@acciowinner @malfoyhunter_3 Exactly! She's a wonderful actress usually, but sometimes somethings don't play to your strengths :/

I died on this day. Cool.

FREDRICK IF YOU DON'T STOP SHAGGING YOU BROTHERS RIGHT NOW I WILL SPRAY WINDEX ON BOTH OF YOU! AND WHERE'S MY SLUSHIE?!

GINGER VAMPIRE! GINGER CAMPFIRE! GINGER VAMPIRE!

"Ooh, bald's a deal-breaker" -Luke, Jessie.
Really, Disney? First eating disorders and now making girls fighting disease feel forever alone?