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@elizadushku Adapted from "What other people think of me is none of my business," as said by Mae West?
Teenagers, stop looking at me like that. Someday, your metabolism will slow down, & you will look like me. Chubbiness is inevitable #prepare
@franklinshepard Good boy. At least someone knows how to act his age. Sweet dreams!
@deborahpuette I feel sad for those people (my mom was big on us beating other kids to the candy).
I cashiered for probably the most attractive male customer we've ever had. Like, he made my coworker blush. Totally wasted on me. #retail
We all know how I feel about kids, right? Well, there is a little girl, maybe 8, having an extensive conversation about the Tooth Fairy with
@thetweetofgod Best idea you ever had, especially when paired with low-cut shirts.
Oh. *brain melts and runs out of my ear* "@afterellen: Naya Rivera and Jennifer Morrison go nude for "Allure" http://logo.to/1103hOt "
Here, you guys'll get a kick out of this: my store manager calls me 'Sunshine,' and everyone here likes me. A lot. #retail
OKCupid now exclusively suggests straight men and straight women for me. I feel like that's a sign that I should just give up...
Dear pretty Midwestern girls, My life would be SO much easier if you weren't so damned friendly. Stoppit. No, never stop. No... Dammit.
My mom's eating habits actually make me gag. The house shouldn't smell like Fritos at 11PM.
Westboro Baptist Church's picketing at my alma mater in a couple wks. Apparently, the school's promoting the "fag agenda." Probs not untrue.
... And one of them just put his mouth directly on the wrapper to get the last of the cheese. Let it go, dude. It's not even good cheese.
On the choo-choo to Chicago. Nothing but beautiful, snowy farmland for as far as the eye can see.
Drag wearing, showtune singing, diva worshiping, glitter addicted gay man on the inside, film historian, theatre queen, and stealthy gay on the outside.
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