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Things seen on tumblr: A few years ago I froze my period blood, made it into a necklace, and took photos of my ex wearing it.
The sun is rising. So I shall ask, can I hit it in the morning without giving you half of my dough?
The woman in front of me has a "Republicians for Voldemort" bumper sticker. She is a double enemy. I must ram my car into hers.
We were on a secret mission. The mission was to retrieve a czar's kidnapped daughter. We all went to this black tie event.
Whenever I hear Pitbull rap in Spanish, my nipples go soft.
I laughed at this thought: me, dressed as a ninja, doing a somersault and then leg sweeping Rick Ross.
I've had a sore throat for about a week now. I googled it. Google gave me "You might have gonorrhea". I'm going to go to sleep.
I must keep the faith, make better decisions, stay calm, and exude positivity. It's never as bad as I think it is. There's always a solution
Everyday you wake up there's the legitimate struggle between doing what's right and just doing some nigga shit. -- Phonte
Cornbread: AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
Where is my Terrible Towel?
Remember when you got 1st apartment, you used to have chicks over? What was the #1 line you used to always use to get them naked?