Things seen on tumblr: A few years ago I froze my period blood, made it into a necklace, and took photos of my ex wearing it.

RT @danchrism: C:\Users\Admin\Documents\MichaelJacksondog.pet ? RT @moussa_g: So do y'all think Michael Jackson was really a pet file?

The sun is rising. So I shall ask, can I hit it in the morning without giving you half of my dough?

RT @yourmotherhouse: RT @danchrism: RT if you're gonna RT this

EYE OF SAURON! RT @shonufftrundeed: Air tweets have made you niggas super observant. Can't slip nothing past niggas no more

The woman in front of me has a "Republicians for Voldemort" bumper sticker. She is a double enemy. I must ram my car into hers.

At least he's direct RT @muryelm: O_O this nigga just told me " you're cute, you know that?!' then said "you have a big ass... Can I hit it"

We were on a secret mission. The mission was to retrieve a czar's kidnapped daughter. We all went to this black tie event.

RT @ifreshleysnipes: RT if your mother has ever been pregnant.

Whenever I hear Pitbull rap in Spanish, my nipples go soft.

I laughed at this thought: me, dressed as a ninja, doing a somersault and then leg sweeping Rick Ross.

Tonight: #OccupyHipHop

I've had a sore throat for about a week now. I googled it. Google gave me "You might have gonorrhea". I'm going to go to sleep.

I must keep the faith, make better decisions, stay calm, and exude positivity. It's never as bad as I think it is. There's always a solution

RT @matttuff Virgins, Best to Worst:
1)Islands
2)Records
3)Olive Oil
4)The 40 Year Old
5)'Like a...'
6)Suicides
7)Mobile
8)Me

Everyday you wake up there's the legitimate struggle between doing what's right and just doing some nigga shit. -- Phonte

Cornbread: AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

Where is my Terrible Towel?

[turns into a Rainman and John Nash hybrid] RT @shonufftrundeed: $100 toothbrush. 32 teeth. 2 times a day. You do the math.

Remember when you got 1st apartment, you used to have chicks over? What was the #1 line you used to always use to get them naked?