Dear Facebook, I think we need to break up. Its not me its you, def you. You're boring and stale. I'm leaving you for Twitter. -carrie

I want the 90's back. Sad I know but I do. I need flannel, tore up jeans, combat boots and Kurt Cobain. Damn u Courtney Love!!

Sometimes I wish I was blind...so I wouldnt have to see these ridiculous walmart ppl

i have nothing nice to say. So fuck you....

Some Tweets just try too hard.

Tell ya what, if I was uglier my life would be harder, but if I was any better looking i'd b dangerous.

@carlcaliente512 @iggy_rock_mv http://t.co/Tp8MUtZK

The way you smell after sex, before the shower :-) . That.

Vag(penis)ina

I had great sex w my boyfriend last night. I should prob tell him about it huh?

I wish my lawn was emo......

Google Search you are awfully presumptious for suggesting what I might be searching for after one letter.

No one has masterbated to still pictures since like 1993- @orbislame

I need to be validated.....anyone??

Hell yes. :-) http://t.co/hawzuCnk

Boobs, vagina. Star my tweet dammit. :-)

Helpful. :-) http://t.co/tGE3pYDd

@iggy_rock_mv @lifeispayne http://t.co/43gQJJVR

Can I just burn it all down? All of it.

I hate everyone equally I just hate some ppl less