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Has poop bucket challenge been used? I could seriously poop in a bucket right now.
Anybody remember my passwords? I sure as fuck don't.
New profile photo for the ladies..
Magic Johnson band aids would be killer.
*fills gas tank
*pays phone bill
Tony Stewart killed him.
You're making my weiner cry :(
I'm not always a douchbag. I just play one in real life.
Seen a girl driving a Ford Raptor.
I admire her penis size.
Saving a love story for another day.
Dead people can read this, right?
It isnt racist if its stereotypical.
Nothing like fresh gummy bear meat.
Cousin is leaving in 1 hour for his 4th tour. Crying like a bitch. Hoping I said everything I needed to. Fawk. This never gets easier.
Called sex Loading The Dish Washer.
Can I sleep on your couch for a month?
Home sweet, whatever.
Fought with the girlfriend last night. Woke up to anal. Hopefully we use her butt next time.
I'm only gay when the rent is due.
Started skipping in preschool and I turned out just fine.