Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Hoping your showers are as golden as mine.
Now they hacked 2pacs computer? WTF
Pet adoption commercials should be more honest and show animals shitting in the house.
Working 28 hours straight. Fuck labor day.
I should be sleeping but hahahaha.. Fuck my life.
Smacked a kid in his eye patch.
"Don't worry. That's what it's for!"
Has poop bucket challenge been used? I could seriously poop in a bucket right now.
Anybody remember my passwords? I sure as fuck don't.
New profile photo for the ladies..
Magic Johnson band aids would be killer.
*fills gas tank
*pays phone bill
Tony Stewart killed him.
You're making my weiner cry :(
I'm not always a douchbag. I just play one in real life.
Seen a girl driving a Ford Raptor.
I admire her penis size.
Dead people can read this, right?
It isnt racist if its stereotypical.
Nothing like fresh gummy bear meat.
Cousin is leaving in 1 hour for his 4th tour. Crying like a bitch. Hoping I said everything I needed to. Fawk. This never gets easier.