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FOR SALE: MOTORCYCLE. FOUND DURING A TRAFFIC STOP. WHITE WITH BLUE LIGHTS. VERY FAST.
*rolls back windows down and pretends it's bass
We were play with a dead animal poor.
Remember your name? Good luck with that shit.
Look at the bright side.. We'll start to lose daylight in 5 weeks..
Happy pass mommy the ashtray day.
Try asking your girlfriend for one of her "world famous BJ's" and let me know how that goes.
There's shit on your deck.
Russian roulette with a flair gun.
Talking out of my balls.
When you look consequence in the eye and smile.
Higher than a bike.
Why stir the pot when you can smoke it?
Don't pray for me. I've got enough problems.
WTF is the point of twitter when I delete half the shit I write?
Spanks, but no spanks.