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What good comes from saying I love you? Love is not a fucking word.
Watching a coworker die.
Walmart can suck a cock but it costs a little extra.
Don't judge a coworker by their cover.
I'm white but not let a dog kiss me on the lips white.
Starting a boy band.
Gonna be a sad day when Patrick Swayze dies.
Just watched Anal Hell 3.. I give it two thumbs up.
Nirvana is on the easy listening station..
*suck starts an elephant gun
Do babies explode in the cold or heat? I forget..
I go to the mall to avoid my girlfriend. What's your hobby?
Convincing Facebook to use fire on frozen pets.
Cyber bully Monday.
Holidays are about avoiding family and I got a good head start this year.
Got a D- on my HIV test.
RIP watching Family Guy
Told her that sex is a chore, like taking out the garbage. Still got laid.