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Sometimes in my most dark and sinister moments I threaten to kill people with kindness.
Johnny Cash did not kill a guy in Reno. Steven Wright didn't have a pony. Tracy Morgan wouldn't stab his kid in the neck. Use your brain.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a doomsday prepper whose survival plan is centered around reading comic books and playing video games.
Since cops are now judge, jury and executioners let's at least replace them with awesome Robocops so we can enjoy the cool tech while we die
Chad Riden is America's Favorite Comedian Of All Time. Co-producer #BrokenRecordShow. Also: @SpiffySquirrel @NSup @NashvilleComedy @ComedyPodcast @ComedyNews
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