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Sometimes in my most dark and sinister moments I threaten to kill people with kindness.
Johnny Cash did not kill a guy in Reno. Steven Wright didn't have a pony. Tracy Morgan wouldn't stab his kid in the neck. Use your brain.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a doomsday prepper whose survival plan is centered around reading comic books and playing video games.
Chad Riden is America's Favorite Comedian Of All Time. Co-producer #BrokenRecordShow. Also: @SpiffySquirrel @NSup @NashvilleComedy @ComedyPodcast @ComedyNews
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