I just bought a ticket to get to my first REAL audition in Orlando, FLA! After years of dreaming about it, I can finally DO it!

Sometimes when your exes get engaged you just have to throw your hands in the air and say THANK GOD IT AIN'T ME! #praise

"There's something special about being small." my brother's view on little people. He has such a way with words. #aspergers

#partymemories waterfalling teddy grams in drinking games because I didn't want beer.

I just need to be alone on a beach with some Jesus juice. #springbreak Slash I want @k_griggs with me though.

"Well bless her heart, she just looks like she has issues." grocery store with mother.

Christmas eve is when all the good looking people who never come to church come. I love christmas eve service :)

Really? Trying to pick up girls at the grocery store? It must be the leggings. Men are helpless against their powers.

I hate it when people i dont love use my catch phrases.

The best things in life ARE free. Like this caramel machiato i just got :) #givethelordsomepraise

There is ice on my windshield. #notprepared watch out pedestrians, i can't see ish!!!

Everytime i hear "dem boyz" i wonder how my sister recorded a rap song before me... #notright

I have an irrational fear of wearing an awesome outfit on an insignificant day. #firstworldproblems

It's the wekend!!! Now i can do what i normally do during the week and not feel bad about it :)

My teacher is playing soundtrack to my life by Kid Cudi in class right now. Beauty.

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

"Dating is like going to the movies, eating a fancy dinner...or driving up a mountain and staring at the beautiful moon." #Children #classy

"We're so gay. You're laughing at Lion King 11/2, you're facebook chatting, and I'm reading stoner comics." - @k_griggs #bffs

Sometimes the cashier at qdoba pays for your meal. #score #thereisagod

This cop just pulled me over and wished me a happy birthday. No ticket for me :)