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When I give campus tours, all it really entails is flirting with moms.
If I was a girl I would totally rock the leggings/sweatshirt/sloppy bun look every day. Looks comfy. And my butt would look great!!
Slipped on the ice this morning and just stayed down and slid to class like a penguin
not rooting for a team, I just really support those animals and all their goals and dreams. Go, bulldogs. Don't ever stop.
Tarzan is probably my favorite movie about Africa that somehow doesn't have any black people in it
wish i saw more dogs per day. My dpd rate is oddly low.
My grandparents sent me a "goodie package" that had a St.Louis Post Dispatch, generic brand oreos, & a ziplock bag with $2 in change inside
New 9/11 conspiracy:
9+11 = 20
20/20 is a tv program where they sometimes interview PEOPLE
The bush administration were PEOPLE
They did 9/11
U know when people get DUIs they get those breathalyzers in their car, so it won't start if they're drunk? They should make that for twitter
I would tweet in comic sans if I could. Take that, journalism majors.
damn if only i had some high wasted jean shorts right now! They are a cute way to pull together an outfit, while also showing off my "spunk"
Really need to start working out if I want to intimidate my daughters new boyfriend someday
What if "The Chillow" was just a normal pillow that smoked weed, wore sunglasses, loved hammocks, and listened to Jason Mraz?
You see, "Drake" is both the name of a popular Canadian rap/hip-hop artist and the name of the school I attend, which is in Des Moines, Iowa
"You're like the human mullet. Neuroscience in the front, jazz drums in the back. I'm just like the human rat tail." -Mark Grimm, about me
Hi, I'm a freshman girl in McDonald's at 12:45. Also I have braces. And yes, I am going to yell at you if you try to photobomb my pic.