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Two prospective students holding hands on a tour. YOUR LOVE WONT LAST
When I give campus tours, all it really entails is flirting with moms.
If I was a girl I would totally rock the leggings/sweatshirt/sloppy bun look every day. Looks comfy. And my butt would look great!!
(but not sarcastically, he's doing his best and really cares about the direction this country is going)
White people who don't feel like they're affected by this.... This is an issue for human beings and Americans, regardless of color
I tried alcohol for the first time last night and meh not for me
Slipped on the ice this morning and just stayed down and slid to class like a penguin
not rooting for a team, I just really support those animals and all their goals and dreams. Go, bulldogs. Don't ever stop.
Calling it now: all of u will make fireworks your snapchat story tonight
Accepting applications from male friends to join me when we're 70+ as a group of old guys who go to McDonald's every morning
When someone is attractive, I call them a babe. When someone is friendly/a good person, I say they have a babe of a heart.
Had my first skype interview today & started it off by saying "this is the part where normally I'd shake your hand" and held my hand out
Girls like calling margaritas "margs" more than they like the taste of margaritas
Wish I played football so I could spend 2 hours in the dining hall every morning yelling about fantasy sports teams and "these hoes, man"
So close to getting a thigh gap
Man, I'm bored!
*has a small machine with access to literally all human knowledge and culture ever to exist in pocket*
Dempsey just humped that ball into the goal, the American way
Neuroscience Nerd | Drummer Dude | Eyebrow Enthusiast
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