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If I was a girl I would totally rock the leggings/sweatshirt/sloppy bun look every day. Looks comfy. And my butt would look great!!
not rooting for a team, I just really support those animals and all their goals and dreams. Go, bulldogs. Don't ever stop.
Tarzan is probably my favorite movie about Africa that somehow doesn't have any black people in it
My grandparents sent me a "goodie package" that had a St.Louis Post Dispatch, generic brand oreos, & a ziplock bag with $2 in change inside
New 9/11 conspiracy:
9+11 = 20
20/20 is a tv program where they sometimes interview PEOPLE
The bush administration were PEOPLE
They did 9/11
I would tweet in comic sans if I could. Take that, journalism majors.
damn if only i had some high wasted jean shorts right now! They are a cute way to pull together an outfit, while also showing off my "spunk"
What if "The Chillow" was just a normal pillow that smoked weed, wore sunglasses, loved hammocks, and listened to Jason Mraz?
You see, "Drake" is both the name of a popular Canadian rap/hip-hop artist and the name of the school I attend, which is in Des Moines, Iowa
Hi, I'm a freshman girl in McDonald's at 12:45. Also I have braces. And yes, I am going to yell at you if you try to photobomb my pic.
"Sir, we have reports of chemical weapons use"
Obama: "you can't be 'Syria's"
"Very serious, sir"
Obama: "I think you missed my pun"
I have a dream that one day my children will be judged not by quality of their hoverboards, but by their ability to shred gnar
Sir, I cannot stress it enough: this is extremely fragile. Please, please, be careful. Do NOT drop this thun thun thun. Enjoy your purchase.
Hot Rod is the most impressive piece of art in cinematic history.
A turkey smears war paint on his beak. Hiding behind bushes, he stalks the humans.He loads his gun. "No turkey this year, boys" he whispers
Nothing better than cool dads of freshmen trying to relate to you by making jokes about alcohol
Make a spongebob reference around me. If i dont catch it, you win*! *no actual prize