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My middle school gym teacher brought a pit bull and a snake to school on separate days and they both bit the same kid
We see you people riding bikes without using handlebars, we see you.
I wrote in "The Sodexo Workers, Jackie and Marietta" on my ballot for president.
my dad met Pitbull cause of the Budweiser commercials and said "Nice to meet you Mr. Bull", wouldn't be surprised if he threw in a "hombre"
Minnesota's up there making gay marriage happen and missouri's just hanging out doing meth and marrying cousins
hey guys. if you're socially conservative, i have a suggestion for you. Dont be.
Oh the weather outside is weather
This just in: girls who run track/cross country. That is all.
Don't eat a ghost pepper. Or do. I'm not your Dad.
when somebody likes an old picture on FB, and it gets sent to the current timeline, and everybody likes it/comments years later >>>>
How to write a scary movie:
1. Family moves into new home
2. Relationship issues
3. Things get real weird
if you're a guy with a tribal tattoo, please don't take offense. You could probably kick my ass
videos of goats screaming like humans >>>
I like Drake- not the Black, Jewish, Canadian, actor-turned-rapper/superstar ya goof...the school! Music?! Science?! eyebrows.