"sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"
"officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera*
"double jointed"
*cop starts breakdancing*

@charlieoiay I bet you say that to all the heterosexual males

Wide range of opinions on Man of Steel, but at least we can all agree it was hilarious when that one kid called Clark Kent "dick-splash."

@charlieoiay I can believe the latter but somehow not the former.

Robin’s homework: algebra worksheet, Animal Farm book report, fight 15 armed mercs while I stop Joker from poisoning water supply.

No one touch my penis for the next 20 minutes I'm doing an experiment.

Although I went to see Man Of Steel again today and someone kept shouting Chris until I looked around so... swings and roundabouts.

Hey @tellemstevedave looks like @thatkevinsmith released the second ever podcast on Vinyl.
#TESDAlreadyGotThatPuck
#TrendSetter

I go to Forbidden Planet and people draw pictures of me?! Is this real life?!

@tellemstevedave Pod Wars: Step up, @michaelzapcic! pic.twitter.com/0JNsCqfhp9

Thanks for all excited tweets about "No 9." I think you will like them. It begins in the autumn - no definite date as yet.

@geekybaz @charlieoiay
I don't hear anyone else laughing, are you sure?

"Ming, do you want us to go all the way?" - @michaelzapcic to @mingchen37 Episode 157 @tellemstevedave

I am Metropolises Reckoning!!
#WrongFilmQuotes

🐮 #EDINBURGH Scot-Land • Please to attend my comedy show:  https://www.underbelly.co.uk/node/3084075 

Our Jimmy Fallon set if you missed it!  http://www.hulu.com/watch/502038#i1,p0,d1 …

Regardless of what you think of Jay-Z's album title, he just taught a bunch of dudes about the Magna Carta and that has value.

all 7 seasons of buffy on netflix? 13 year old me would be overjoyed.

@charlieoiay but she came from Greece and had a thirst for knowledge... ;o)

@robertliefeld I dunno. She was pretty hot in princess diaries.