Can I get a job at Miracle. Just so I'm forced to say "I'm not a miracle worker. Oh wait, no I am."

@neilgat @geekybaz And the chip stains and grease will come out in the bath

On Skype with @iammarilyncoles . I am playing Sonic the Hedgehog. She is playing Sonic Heroes. We are alone.

Bunyan laughs  https://vine.co/v/hBUr2rIqEWW 

Loads of biblical references in Man of Steel. Doesn't mean I confused him with that magician from Bethlehem

Twitter helps me keep constantly updated with news, sometimes catered to my needs. But mainly lets me vent my anger @ some people's bullshit

@mrcthomson Sorry Woody

Lost my General Zod action figure, but I WILL FIND HIM

BREAKING NEWS: SOME PEOPLE LIKE THE BEATLES AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T.

I'm always crazy when I miss you, I'm always lazy when I miss you.

@sais_boi One is a show that is full of irritating nonsense that makes you want to implode, and the other is Made in Chelsea

@iammarilyncoles Thanks Velma x

Callum Mackenzie - writer, artist, playboy, philanthropist. pic.twitter.com/fjrSgqdfoO

I'm not certain. But Marilyn MAY have hijacked my iPod. pic.twitter.com/XcqEvIXyx2

@iammarilyncoles <3

@callummackenzie Sucking on my titties like you wanted to xoxo

Media  https://vine.co/v/hBwuDlgD1br 

"Kal, to activate the rocket ship in order to stop Zod you just use our ancient power source. Durac-ell."

I wish Vineyard owners would stop whining.

Love Google's front page today. Oh and a Happy Mr T Gardening day to you too.