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Off to wang dang my noodle, my pasta is a bit Al Dente.

Yes it's an euphemism
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BettyLiesGirl11ElevenbeingtheoTheUnsayableMissPrissUSAkambrockblondediva11vanesiMelbel
"I'll buy and sell you, you dime a dozen mother fuckers" - Voice of the cocky monocle & mustache wearing mascot of the Monopoly board game.
Oh yea! Well from by point of view you are a *gentile* as well.
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penblethBlondHousewifeCroweJamTheUnsayableiMelbel
Pub Crawled, Deep Crawled and in the end Night Crawled those were some good times.
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CalamityAndrealafixCroweJamWadetoBlackTheUnsayableiMelbel
Happy Noodle Oriental Massage Parlor - Good name for a new business but it may give the "ending" away.
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aurora00RolandSlingershariv67peterfitzweljasonmustianblondediva11TheUnsayablepvarasiMelbel
Signing off - Remember to hit it then quit it.

In that order.
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MsVitchlinajkNoPantsOnCroweJamRolandSlingertoosweet4rnrTheUnsayableiMelbel
Feeling the green

Just rounded second base.
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MsVitchBlondHousewifekambrockvanessenoritaperdidaCroweJamJezebelTheGreatRickster_01RolandSlingerFriedaClubTheUnsayableiMelbel
Had Ireland not have a potatoes famine we'd be drinking Guinness Vodka.
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Trick_or_tweetCroweJamJezebelTheGreatsenoritaperdidaCalamityAndreaRolandSlingerTheD73CaveMaster5000TheUnsayablepvarasiMelbel
If tweeting absurdities was a cherish vocation, I'd be top of my game.
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amuirinMeetingBoyRolandSlingershariv67TheUnsayableiMelbel
The chances of me making a significant contribution to society are slim.


Apparently.
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apricoticanavanaxkambrockBlondHousewifeelliotclowesMeetingBoyJezebelTheGreatkatherinecmRickster_01Rzoushariv67TheUnsayableiMelbel
Today Erin goes braless.
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avi1111joesmithreallyBlondHousewifelucyspetkambrockJabeeDTheUnsayablepvarasiMelbel
My green milkshakes bring all the Leprechauns to the yard.
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grossefemmeCalamityAndreaRolandSlingerBlondHousewifeshariv67Rickster_01lucyspetCroweJamJezebelTheGreatsmashedpotatoesRzouCaveMaster5000TheUnsayableiMelbel
What's with all the green in the avatars again? Did something happen in Iran?
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BettyLiesCroweJamBlondHousewifeapricoticashariv67navanaxTrick_or_tweetlucyspetelliotclowessenoritaperdidaJezebelTheGreatRzouTheD73TheUnsayablepvarasiMelbel
Predicting cabbage & beer farts tomorrow.
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JabeeDTheUnsayable
Leaving on a high note ♪
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linajkBlondHousewifenavanaxRzoudropdeadchrismcritzshariv67TheUnsayable
Thinking about dropping by the White House and having a green beer with O'bama.
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KillerwitkambrockTrick_or_tweetlinajkBlondHousewifeMsVitchnavanaxdropdeadchrismcritzCroweJamshariv67lucyspetJezebelTheGreatTheUnsayablepvaras
Life now, in retrospect, would have been a lot simpler if I'd married the first girl who let me touch her boob.
The white velvet triangle with pink lips, Grammy likes to go by her stripper name - The Albino Beaver.
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crustyjuggler72Blue_CrabTrick_or_tweetMissPrissUSAkambrockjoesmithreallyBettyLiesRolandSlingerRzoudropdeadchrisBlondHousewifeshariv67JezebelTheGreatTheUnsayable
So three Irishmen walk out of a bar before closing.... yea, right, like that would ever happen.
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