Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If you've had sex with more girls than guys that means your NOT gay right?
My friend wants to know
I'm girlcotting all boycotts
Are you ugly? Be a comedian!
When they said I'm in a class all my own, they meant it
It was just me and professor disappointment
Dude! You're getting Adele
I want fat people to wear a shirt that says "fuck health"
Don't do drugs
Let them do you
If Whitney Cummings is gonna pretend to be 30 forever, so am I
Chicago: girls smoke during the day here!
As a comedian, I know jokes will inevitably be told about what has happened today in CT from hack comics and it embarrasses me.
I love how porn stars act like real people on twitter
Pretty sure I have no idea what cranberry juice tastes like without vodka...
Couples pictures on Facebook say, "Hey everyone from my past! This is who I have sex with now! Cool right?!?!
ABC's Mixology (coming next season) Family Tree on HBO - The Office on NBC - the return of Arrested Develoment Comedy Central's House Party