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Is it worse to kill 15 people or wear a fedora
Imagine Steve Harvey eating your pussy
Louis Vuitton condoms protect society from the babies of people who would use Louis Vuitton condoms.
HATERS ARE GOING TO HATE CREATORS ARE GOING TO CREATE
AND WITH JUST 3 WORDS "IT CAME TRUE" HALF OF AMERICA VOMMED ALL OVER THEIR TV AND COUCHES
"It's so cold out!" "It's not cold out." OH COOL I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD WEATHER VETO POWER I STAND CORRECTED
HEADS UP: Sometimes I text "hahaa" + my iPhone autocorrects it to "HAHAHAHA" based on a past time I laughed harder at a funnier joke
"Steve Martin is a great male comedian!" -no one, bc it would sound stupid
Once you say "amazeballs" you render your yelp review null and void
WHY DOES EVERYONE POST CRAZY PICS OF LIKE THEM IN A HOSPITAL THEN EVERY1 GOES "WHAT HAPPENED?" IN COMMENTS AND THEN POSTER GIVES ZERO ANSWER
Bane is trending bc it is hard to think of original jokes
Text someone u were only seeing for like 2 seconds 8 years ago and be like "it's our special day......"
What if texting broke for a month society would be like uhhhhhjjjjjjhhhhhhhhhhh "hello may I please speak to so and so" all nervous and shit
i know it's a lil intolerant but I hate all people
What the person on the street corner approaching me w a pamphlet doesn't understand is I want the world to end
If you have to get a tattoo that says "let go" I feel like you're gonna b a tricky person to deal with
Did you know: the average American spends 8,000 years of their life refilling Brita water pitchers.