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Got it back.
Kids, this is why you enable Find my iPhone and use a passcode.
People who bake brownies with nuts are the worst kind of people.
This whole blister under a callus thing got real old, real quick.
Accidentally opening Bridge. #WorseThanWaterboarding
Say 'make the logo bigger' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker.
“There are starving kids in Africa, and you're throwing chicken nuggets.”
“What do you do?”
“I’m a programmer.”
“Oooohh, you’re gonna be rich.”
This is a drunk tweet.
No relationship is ever a waste of time. If it didn't bring you what you want, it taught you what you don't want.
Unless you know what's involved in a "quick and easy task" don't tell people you're giving them a "quick and easy task."
It usually isn't.
Designer with a healthy appetite for snowboarding, cycling, and sarcasm.